Dude, commendations, very witty, insightful and well written, left me with a grin. should be basic reading for anyone objective enough to observe the irrational obsession that is the disunited denialist obfuscationary nefarious psychic vampire empire that is squatting in Manhattan
Congratulations Alan! You've been selected as the first President of the Jewish World Redemption Project here on Substack, an emerging charitable collective of Substack bloggers working together to raise money for those who need it far more than we do.
As President your duties are as follows:
1) Decide what your duties are.
2) Bring the bagels to all meetings.
3) Crack down on all off topic out of order discussion of the Yukon.
No kidding dude, let's start redeeming the world together right here on Substack. The talking of the talk can be in service to the walking of the walk.
First of all, I want to thank all my friends and supporters. Becoming President of the Jewish World Redemption Project here on Substack was once just a childhood dream. But now -- thanks to guys like Phil Tanny -- I can be the hero of not just my own story, but of all stories of all people everywhere forever and ever... Amen. The only downside: I'm told I need to move to the Yukon. Upside? The views are spectacular. :-)
Wild applause bounces around the auditorium as all the friends and supporters of the Jewish World Redemption Project on Substack celebrate the arrival of the world's oldest and wisest redeemers of the world!!!
All participants in the Jewish World Redemption Project immediately receive wavers from the move to Yukon requirement which was previously mandated. This requirement is no longer necessary now that the world beyond the Yukon is being redeemed by English majors.
Excellent satire on the execreble UN.
Thank you!
Dude, commendations, very witty, insightful and well written, left me with a grin. should be basic reading for anyone objective enough to observe the irrational obsession that is the disunited denialist obfuscationary nefarious psychic vampire empire that is squatting in Manhattan
Thank you. Much appreciated!
A very clever, funny piece of writing Alan. Restacked ❤️
Congratulations Alan! You've been selected as the first President of the Jewish World Redemption Project here on Substack, an emerging charitable collective of Substack bloggers working together to raise money for those who need it far more than we do.
As President your duties are as follows:
1) Decide what your duties are.
2) Bring the bagels to all meetings.
3) Crack down on all off topic out of order discussion of the Yukon.
No kidding dude, let's start redeeming the world together right here on Substack. The talking of the talk can be in service to the walking of the walk.
First of all, I want to thank all my friends and supporters. Becoming President of the Jewish World Redemption Project here on Substack was once just a childhood dream. But now -- thanks to guys like Phil Tanny -- I can be the hero of not just my own story, but of all stories of all people everywhere forever and ever... Amen. The only downside: I'm told I need to move to the Yukon. Upside? The views are spectacular. :-)
Wild applause bounces around the auditorium as all the friends and supporters of the Jewish World Redemption Project on Substack celebrate the arrival of the world's oldest and wisest redeemers of the world!!!
All participants in the Jewish World Redemption Project immediately receive wavers from the move to Yukon requirement which was previously mandated. This requirement is no longer necessary now that the world beyond the Yukon is being redeemed by English majors.
Nazi ZIOnist fools